When seeking the elusive Sara-Beast one should lure her with Prismacolor markers, Moleskeins, and Sandman Comics. You should make sure that the trap is cozy or else there’s no chance of catching one of these beasties. When placing a trap, you should find somewhere near a Coffee shop and far from any fast food place. Be prepared to wait, because although Saras are curious animals, they’re much more interested in watching you than you’d be of watching them.

If you succeed in catching a Sara, be sure to feed it with Iced Cappuccinos, Zen Chai, and Raspberries.

Sara’s personalities can change quite often. The most common sound they make is a “mew” or a “fishie!”. If you want to pet your Sara, be sure to just do it on the top of her head, or scritch her back.

Saras are nocturnal, so be prepared to allow them at least 14 hours of sleep a night. And if you choose to wake them up, don’t expect them to be cheerful about it. Expect them to be in groggy wolverine mode (inclined to doze off and snarly when poked).

Saras LOVE water, but HATE baths or showers.

Saras don’t wear shoes if they can avoid it.

Saras like the Idea of cookies as a reward, but not the reality of it.

Saras are prone to Unnecessary Capitalization.

If a Sara can’t make art, or learn things, it will wither and die.